HAPPY HUMP DAY 03/07/12
Happy Hump Day everyone! It's time for my weekly post to make you smile, chuckle, giggle or laugh 'til you pee your pants.
PARENTING DICTIONARY
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to get pregnant again.
DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.
TWO MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
VERBAL: able to whine in words
WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house...
DEFINING TEENAGERS
A Teenager is...
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets their phone.
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Friday, spends it on Friday night, and borrows from his/her best friend on Saturday.
Someone who can hear their favorite song played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.
An enthusiast who has the energy to battle online for hours, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
A kid who can sleep until noon on any Saturday and still complain of being tired.
An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
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FRANKENWEENIE MOVIE TRAILER NOW AVAILABLE
We might have to wait until October to see Tim Burton's new film Frankenweenie, but I at least have the newly released movie trailer for you.
Frankenweenie hits theaters October 5, 2012. From the looks of it, this one meets the expectations of what you would expect from Tim Burton. Cute and creepy all rolled up into one great story. Keep up with the latest Frankenweenie updates on the Frankenweenie Facebook Page.
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YOU CAN HELP CHOOSE AN UPCOMING WOW! WOW! WUBBZY! DVD
Your favorite funny and lovable Wubbzy will so be releasing a new DVD. What will you see on the upcoming Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! DVD this fall? You decide!
You can help choose the episodes on the next Wow! Wow!Wubbzy DVD! Through a special Facebook promotion – the Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! Best of Wubbzy: Fans’ Choice DVD Vote – happening NOW!
Visit the Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! Facebook page, www.facebook.com/wwwubbzy and vote for your favorite episode out of the twelve choices (each represented by a very colorful piece of Wubbzy art!)! The episodes that earn the most votes will be compiled in a very special Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! "Fans' Choice" DVD that will be available in stores nationwide later this year!
So please be sure to vote! vote! vote! Voting is open until March 31, 2012. So click on over to the VOTING PAGE and make your selection for your favorite and be sure to spread the word to Wubb fans everywhere.
Disclosure: This is not a compensated post. It is purely for the my reader's information and entertainment. Some information contained within is supplied via press release. All opinions expressed are my own and not influenced in any way.
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HOUSTON ZOO CELEBRATES AURORA THE ORANGUTAN'S 1ST BIRTHDAY
The Houston Zoo is celebrating Aurora the baby orangutan’s first birthday on Saturday, March 3, 2012 from 9 a.m. until 2 p.m. and you’re invited.
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Enjoy a day of fun and educational activities at Aurora’s first birthday party. Sign her giant birthday card, find out how to make an orangutan birthday cake, and learn more about orangutan conservation and Aurora’s first year during special Meet the Keeper Talks every 30 minutes at the Houston Zoo’s Wortham World of Primates.
Schedule of Events
9 a.m. – 2 p.m. Crafts for children; Sign Aurora’s giant birthday card
9:30 a.m. Meet the Keeper Talks begin (every 30 minutes)
11 a.m. Aurora gets her birthday cake.
1:30 p.m. Final Meet the Keeper Talk
No birthday party would be complete without presents and the Houston Zoo’s primate care team has created an Aurora birthday wish list for party guests who would like to bring a gift (in its original wrapping/packaging) for the birthday girl. For more gift suggestions, visit the Houston Zoo online at www.houstonzoo.org.
Aurora’s Birthday Wish List
Fabric – sheets, pillowcases, blankets
Plastic items – buckets, trays, plastic toys
Spices and herbs – cinnamon, basil, parsley, dill weed
Art supplies – chalk and non-toxic paints
About Aurora
After months of tender loving care and sleepless nights, a team of 50 trained and experienced care givers hand raising Aurora the baby orangutan at the Houston Zoo achieved its ultimate long-sought goal – Aurora’s ‘adoption’ by the Zoo’s experienced surrogate orangutan mom Cheyenne.
Aurora was born Wednesday, March 2, 2011 at Wortham World of Primates. Unfortunately, her mom, Kelly abandoned the infant and refused repeated attempts to return the baby to her. For 9 months, always in view of the Zoo’s other orangutans, 50 volunteers assisted the Houston Zoo’s primate care team hand rearing Aurora.
On December 29, 2011, Cheyenne accepted the role of surrogate mom for Aurora. “It is a great joy to see them together,” said Assistant Curator of Primates Lynn Killam. “Dozens of dedicated volunteers and our primate care team invested thousands of hours over 9 months to reach this landmark. We are deeply grateful for the volunteer support we received for this effort,” added Killam.
This is an exciting event that is sure to be not only educating, but a great time for your family. And with the terrific weather we have been having in Houston lately, it is a good time to go to the zoo. Besides, who can resist that adorable little hairy ball of fun on her special day.
This is an exciting event that is sure to be not only educating, but a great time for your family. And with the terrific weather we have been having in Houston lately, it is a good time to go to the zoo. Besides, who can resist that adorable little hairy ball of fun on her special day.
The Houston Zoo is located at 6200 Hermann Park Drive in beautiful Hermann Park. The Zoo is open daily from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. during Central Standard Time (last admission at 5 p.m.) and from 9 a.m. until 7 p.m. during Central Daylight Time (last admission at 6 p.m.). The Zoo is closed Christmas Day. Regular admission is $13 for adults, $7 for seniors, $9 for children ages 2-11 and FREE for children under 2. Visit the courtesy booth at your neighborhood Fiesta Mart and purchase an adult Zoo admission for $11 and a child Zoo admission for $8. Zoo memberships start at only $59. For information on all the great benefits of becoming a Zoo member call (713) 533-6713 or visit our Web site at www.houstonzoo.org.
You can keep up with all the latest news and events at the Houston Zoo by following along on Twitter or liking the Houston Zoo on Facebook.
Disclosure: This is not a compensated post. It is purely for the my reader's information and entertainment. Some information contained within is supplied via press release. All opinions expressed are my own and not influenced in any way.
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RANDOM TUESDAY THOUGHTS - GERM INFESTED CESSPOOL
It's Tuesday and Stacy is supporting our habit. Grab a chair, maybe a glass of wine... or in my case a tissue and let's rock the rebellion and get our random on!
- I'm sick. Full blown miserable sick. Hanna had it last week. Keith was hit hard over the weekend, and now it is my turn. We took Hanna to the doctor and she said it was just a virus. Unfortunately, I think mine has turned into an infection. My entire face hurts and I have some pain in my ear. So excuse any moaning and groaning that might be included in this post.
- It looks like the tissue fairy took a dump in my bedroom. No matter how hard I try, my aim for the trash can sucks. Which is kind of embarrassing for my husband the baseball player. I don't even want to think about the amount of trees my nose is going through right now. Now that I think about it.... are tissues recyclable? And if they are... Eww. I don't even want to think about that.
- I think the groundhog was wrong. I know I live in Texas, but it's looking a lot more like Spring than Winter around here. Sadly I know that means a rough allergy season. Better treat the yard early for bugs too. I guess it won't be long before I can admire the blooming flowers now. Maybe I should get busy on planting some too.
- My Kindle Fire has been keeping me company the last few days. I've played so much Mahjong that I ran out of levels. It's addicting, but better than watching repeats on TV for the 36th time. If I keep ordering movies Keith is gonna kill me when our DirecTV bill gets here.
- Hanna has been sick so many times this school year that she requires a doctor's note on all absences for the rest of the school year. Nothing new. It seems to happen every year when the weather bounces from cold to warm. Anyway, she was home from school Friday and I was unable to get her in to see the doctor. So I figured we'd take her to the quick clinic at the pharmacy as we've been there in the past. They were packed Saturday and eventually stopped seeing patients. Thankfully Hanna was feeling a bit better, but we still needed a note for school. So we got up bright and early Sunday and had her there when they opened at 8am. There was already a line, Hanna was 4th. It was almost 11am before she got home. By the time she left, the clinic waiting area was packed and they had put up the sign that they weren't taking anymore patients. I was so glad we took her early. I love the convenience of the quick clinic as opposed to taking her to the ER. However, I started thinking... I it really the best idea to have a clinic full of sick people coughing and sneezing all their germs into the air right next to the pharmacy window where customers go to pick up their medications? Doesn't this just expose all of these customers to germs? Let' put the healthy folks who are there to pick up birth control or anxiety medication aside. Some of those customers are possibly elderly, young children, or even those with weakened immune systems. I don't care how often you spray the air or wipe down the chairs, I'm not sure this is the best location in the store. Another reason I continue to use the pharmacy drive thru window.
- I usually speak my mind. Often when I should just bite my tongue. I've tried to remember my mother taught me that if you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all. This explains why we always had rolls of duct tape around the house as I was growing up.
That's it for me today. Click on over to Stacy's and check out more randomness or join in on the fun.
Happy Random!
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#LIBMAN TWITTER PARTY TONIGHT 7:30PM CST
Join me tonight at the Libman Twitter Party. We'll be discussing all things cleaning, and with Spring right around the corner we could all use a few extra tips to get prepared for Spring cleaning. One of tonight's key topics will be hardwood floor care. So stop on by and share your tips or just join the conversation and have some fun. There will also be some terrific giveaways... and who doesn't love a great giveaway?
WHAT: Twitter Party
WHEN: Thursday, February 23, 2012 from 7:30-8:30pm CST
WHERE: On Twitter. No need to RSVP. Just follow @LibmanCompany, join the convo, and use the #Libman hashtag.
Don't forget to follow me, @RantRaveRoll, on Twitter too. As a Libman ambassador, I'll be there sharing some of my best cleaning tips and joining in the conversation.
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DISNEY PRESENTS: FRANKENWEENIE - A TIM BURTON FILM COMING 10/05/12
From creative genius Tim Burton (“Alice in Wonderland,” The Nightmare Before Christmas”) comes “Frankenweenie,” a heartwarming tale about a boy and his dog. After unexpectedly losing his beloved dog Sparky, young Victor harnesses the power of science to bring his best friend back to life—with just a few minor adjustments. He tries to hide his home-sewn creation, but when Sparky gets out, Victor’s fellow students, teachers and the entire town all learn that getting a new “leash on life” can be monstrous.
A stop-motion animated film, “Frankenweenie” will be filmed in black and white and rendered in 3D, which will elevate the classic style to a whole new experience.
In Tim Burton’s “Frankenweenie” young Victor conducts a science experiment to bring his beloved dog Sparky back to life, only to face unintended, sometimes monstrous, consequences.
I'm looking forward to this one! Tim Burton always puts that odd twist into his creations. Here's a few facts about "Frankenweenie" you may find interesting:
- When Tim Burton originally conceived the idea for “Frankenweenie,” he envisioned it as a full-length, stop-motion animated film. Due to budget constraints, he instead directed it as a live-action short, released in 1984.
- “Frankenweenie” follows in the footsteps of Tim Burton’s other stop-motion animated films “Corpse Bride” and “The Nightmare Before Christmas”—both of which were nominated for Academy Awards®.
- Over 200 puppets and sets were created for the film.
- The voice cast includes four actors who worked with Burton on previous films: Winona Ryder (“Beetlejuice,” “Edward Scissorhands”), Catherine O’Hara (“Beetlejuice,” “The Nightmare Before Christmas”), Martin Short (“Mars Attacks!”) and Martin Landau (“Ed Wood,” Sleepy Hollow”).
- Several of the character names—Victor, Elsa Van Helsing, Edgar “E” Gore and Mr. Burgemeister— were inspired by classic horror films.
Frankenweenie is scheduled to hit theaters on October 5, 2012. Until then you can keep up with all the latest info by liking Frankenweenie on Facebook.
Disclosure: This is not a compensated post. It is purely for the my reader's information and entertainment. Some information contained within is supplied via press release. All opinions expressed are my own and not influenced in any way.
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HAPPY HUMP DAY 02/22/12
Happy Hump Day everyone! It's time for my weekly post to make you smile, chuckle, giggle or laugh 'til you pee your pants
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TEN DOLLARS
Frank and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Frank would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Edna would say, "I know Frank, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
One year Frank and Edna went to the fair and Frank said, "Edna, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance." Edna replied, "Frank that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."
Frank and Edna agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
They land and the pilot turns to Frank, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."
Frank replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Edna fell out of the plane, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
FUNNY THOUGHTS
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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RANDOM TUESDAY THOUGHTS - FAMILY TIME
It's Tuesday and Stacy is supporting our habit. I've missed the random train lately, but I'm on board and ready to go today. So let's rock the rebellion and get our random on!
- My mom has been in town for a visit the last two weeks. She left to go home this morning. It was nice spending some time with her. It was also nice to have a good reason to make the kids come out of their rooms. Seems like the older they become, the less we see them. Of course, I can still remember not being able to use the restroom without someone bugging me like it was yesterday.
- My mom got here just in time to make Hanna a skirt for her sock hop dance. We didn't want to buy a cheap Halloween costume poodle skirt. Hanna also wanted something different than all the other girls. Specifically, no pink. So we did some shopping and bought a great teal fabric and my mom made a beautiful skirt for her. I did the rhinestone music notes. The rest was all Nanny. Well, except for the hair and makeup.
- I was glad my mom was in town. I needed her help to complete Keith's Valentine's present. She helped me trick Keith into taking a picture for me. A collage collection of photographs of some of the heart shaped items we've collected and come across over the years. In the center is the photo of us that we tricked him into doing along with a sweet phrase.
- I've done a lot of baking lately. I experimented with some tasty desserts and appetizers. I couldn't let Valentine's Day pass without making cupcakes though.
- We went shopping over the weekend to buy me a new computer. I need something with more memory and a faster processor. I had a basic idea of what I wanted, but we went to Best Buy to look around. Plus I like to see things as well as put my hands on them before I buy. Every employee we flagged down or asked for help was "busy". Needless to say after standing around waiting for about 45 minutes at Best Buy for some assistance, I finally got pissed off and left. I won't be making any purchases there. I am sure I can find somewhere else to spend our hard earned money.
- We did buy a home theater surround sound system over the weekend (not from Best Buy). I don't know why we waited so long. I am in love. I could watch movies all day long now. If you're going to have hi-def then you might as well make the investment in a good sound system. Now... what movie should I watch today?
That's it for me today. Click on over to Stacy's and check out more randomness or join in on the fun.
Happy Random!
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HAPPY HUMP DAY 02/15/12
Happy Hump Day everyone! It's time for my weekly post to make you smile, chuckle, giggle or laugh 'til you pee your pants.
DON'T MESS WITH OLD LADIES
Defense Attorney: "Please state your age to the court for the record"
Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old."
Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us in your own words, what happened to you on the night in question."
Little Old Lady: "There I was sitting on my porch swing on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up the porch stairs and sits down beside me."
Defense Attorney: "Did you know him?"
Little Old Lady: "No, but he sure was friendly."
Defense Attorney: "Then what happened after he sat down beside you?"
Little Old Lady: "Well, he started to rub my thighs."
Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him?"
Little Old Lady: "No, I didn't."
Defense Lawyer: "Why not?"
Little Old Lady: "It felt good. Nobody has done that since my beloved Stanley passed away 30 years ago."
Defense Attorney: "Then what happened?"
Little Old Lady: "He started to rub my breasts."
Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him then?"
Little Old Lady: "No"
Defense Attorney: "Why not?"
Little Old Lady: "Well your honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I hadn't felt that good in years."
Defense Attorney: "What happened next?"
Little Old Lady: "Well, I started to feel so spicy that I said to him, "Take me young man".
Defense Attorney: "And did he take you?"
Little Old Lady: "No. That's when he yelled April Fool!.. And that's when I shot the sorry punk"
AGE AND BEAUTY
Two women were old friends. They had both been married to their husbands for a long time.
As they sat in the living room one day drinking coffee, as was their custom, one of them expressed concern because she thought her husband didn't find her attractive anymore.
"As I get older he doesn't even bother to look at me!" she cried.
"I'm so sorry for you," replied the other, "As I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day."
"Yes," the distraught woman looked up, "but your husband's an antique dealer!"
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*GIVEAWAY* CHUGGINGTON: BREWSTER'S LITTLE HELPER ON DVD
CHOO - CHOO
Honk your horns and toot your whistles. I’m excited to share with you the release of the newest “Chuggington” DVD that’s perfect as a sweet treat for young fans! “Brewster’s Little Helper,” from Anchor Bay Entertainment, will pull out of the station and into retail stores nationwide, February 14, 2012 – Valentine’s Day. All aboard!
“Brewster’s Little Helper” will have preschoolers honking their horns alongside their favorite trainees, Wilson, Brewster and Koko, through six energetic episodes. In the title episode, Zephie is determined to prove that she can pull her weight. After overhearing Brewster’s tasks for the day, she tries to take care of them all, but winds up chugging headlong into trouble. When Zephie is unable to complete the chores correctly, she realizes she still has some growing up to do. And, with a little help from Brewster, everything gets back on track. Each of the additional episodes – Koko Takes Charge, Brewster Knows Best, Zephie’s Zoomaround, Nurse Wilson and Wilson And The Paint Wagon – are filled with loads of fun and coupled with positive lessons for preschoolers such as patience, teamwork, responsibility, friendship, creative thinking and more.
The latest addition to the Chuggington crew, "Brewster's Little Helper" hits stores shelves February 14, 2012. This is a wonderfully heartwarming addition to your little trainees collection.
*GIVEAWAY*
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WHAT'S COOKING? - BERRIES & CREAM DESSERT CUPS {A VALENTINE'S TREAT}
Just a few more days left. Valentine's Day is right around the corner. I am one of those people who refuse to go out on Valentine's Day. The crowds and overall feeling of being rushed make it very unromantic. My husband and I have a weekly date night, so a rushed dinner where you can hardly hear each other over the din of chaos is not exactly my idea of a good time.
I prefer to spend a quiet, romantic evening at home. A lovely meal followed by a delicious dessert is what I would call the perfect date with my sweetheart. So I'm going to share my super easy recipe for Berries and Cream Cups.
I love these because you can have everything prepared ahead of time and quickly assemble when it is time for dessert.
BERRIES & CREAM CUPS
Ingredients:
1 - 8oz package cream cheese
1 - 14oz can sweetened condensed milk
1 1/2 tbsp lemon juice
fresh strawberries (or fresh fruit of choice)
wonton wrappers
oil for frying the wonton wrappers
Ingredients:
1 - 8oz package cream cheese
1 - 14oz can sweetened condensed milk
1 1/2 tbsp lemon juice
fresh strawberries (or fresh fruit of choice)
wonton wrappers
oil for frying the wonton wrappers
Directions:
In a medium bowl combine softened cream cheese, condensed milk and lemon juice. Mix well with an electric mixer until smooth and set aside. In a small saucepan heat oil on medium-high. You will need 2-3 inches of oil in the pan. You need a metal ladle or whisk to help form the cup shape. Using kitchen shears, I put three 1/4" slits on each side of the wonton wrappers. This is not a necessary step. it is for appearance only to help give the cup a better shape. Once the oil is hot enough place a wonton wrapper in the oil. Quickly place the ladle or whisk in the center and plunge the wonton wrapper down to form the cup while frying. Do not hold the wonton wrapper on the bottom of the pan or it can burn. The cup will start to turn golden brown in 1-2 minutes. Remove from oil and drain. Repeat until you have the desired amount of cups.
Now just clean and slice your berries. All can be prepared and easily stored until ready to use. Simply place the berries and cream in the refrigerator and store the cups in an airtight container. When it's time for dessert just scoop about two tablespoons of cream into the wonton cup, add your berries, garnish if desired, and serve.
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*GIVEAWAY* H-E-B FRUIT TWISTS - A COMPARISON WITH LEADING NATIONAL BRANDS {REVIEW}
We all want the best for our children. Especially when it comes to things they put in their bodies. My kids love fruit snacks. They're quick and easy, and great for when you are on the go. However, with many packaged foods you need to read the labels. You might find many of the ingredients difficult to pronounce. It's not always feasible to carry around a basket of fresh fruits and veggies just to have snacks available for the kids. Unless you have your own garden or farmer's market right outside your door it isn't always easy to keep fresh fruits and vegetables on hand either.
H-E-B has asked my family to do a comparison of H-E-B Fruit Twists and other leading National Brands. They kindly sent my family full size boxes of H-E-B Fruit Twists, Kellogg's Fruit Flavored Snacks, Welch's Fruit Snacks, and Gushers by Betty Crocker. I'll give you my opinions on ingredients, nutritional value, taste, texture, and overall preference. Then I will provide you with my kid's preferences and comments.
Remember those assignments in school where you had to find the item that doesn't belong? Well, once I began thinking about this as a comparison, the first thing I noticed was one of these snacks is not the same.... it says so right on the box "Fruit Flavored Snacks". Honestly, I had never noticed this before. I know product labels list ingredients by quantity from largest to smallest. You must go to the third ingredient to find a fruit related item in the Kellogg's snack. The other three have a base ingredient of fruit concentrate, fruit puree, and fruit juice. The calorie content is close on all four, between 70-90 calories per pouch. Pouch sizes range from 0.7 to 0.9 oz. The Gushers contain 1 gram of fat per serving. The other three are fat free.
Now let's talk about Gluten. It took me a little digging on this one. The H-E-B Fruit Twists, Gushers, and Welch's brand are Gluten free. The Kellogg's brand required a little searching. This was the information I found on the Kellogg's website:
Kellogg's™ Fruit Flavored Snacks are formulated gluten and wheat-free and may be acceptable for consumers on restricted diets. However, these products are produced in facilities that also manufacture other products that contain wheat. Consumers have varying sensitivities to gluten, and although we follow approved standardized manufacturing practices, some consumers are so sensitive that even wheat dust that may be in the product can result in a reaction. Therefore, we do not have any products that are gluten-free.
Now let's talk taste and texture, because that is what is most important to me. If a food doesn't taste well or have a pleasing texture on my tongue, I won't eat it. The Gushers and H-E-B Fruit Twists are a bit sticky, but if you think about it... fruit and fruit juice can be a bit sticky due to the natural sugars. The Gushers actually came out of their pouch in one clump. All 10 snacks were stuck together. The Gushers and Kellogg's snacks have a very smooth texture. The H-E-B Fruit Twist have a more natural texture. The Welch's Fruit snacks were at the bottom of my list on texture. It was a bit dry and grainy. While the three leading national brands all had a nice fruity taste, they were a sugary. The Welch's and Gusher's have a little tartness to them too. The H-E-B Fruit Twist seem to have the most natural fruit taste.
My thoughts:
Overall, I prefer the H-E-B Fruit Twists. The ingredients and taste are closest to fresh fruit. I also kinda like the Gusher's. I would not buy the Kellogg's or Welch's snacks for my family.
The Kid's Thoughts:
Hanna quickly devoured the H-E-B Fruit Twists. The Strawberry flavor is her favorite and has been on my shopping list every week since. Both kids like the Gusher's too. (I think they really like the fruity syrup center.)
The H-E-B Fruit Twists are 100% real fruit. One pouch equals one serving of fruit. They contain no artificial colors, flavors, or preservatives. The H-E-B Fruit Twists are the only snack I reviewed that contained no corn syrup.Overall, I prefer the H-E-B Fruit Twists. The ingredients and taste are closest to fresh fruit. I also kinda like the Gusher's. I would not buy the Kellogg's or Welch's snacks for my family.
The Kid's Thoughts:
Hanna quickly devoured the H-E-B Fruit Twists. The Strawberry flavor is her favorite and has been on my shopping list every week since. Both kids like the Gusher's too. (I think they really like the fruity syrup center.)
*GIVEAWAY*
One lucky winner is going to take the H-E-B Fruit Snack Challenge. H-E-B will send you a box of the same four fruit snacks I reviewed. This giveaway is using the easy Rafflecopter entry system below:
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FREE SCREENING OF JOURNEY 2: THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND {HOUSTON}
YOU ARE INVITED TO ATTEND A SPECIAL 3D SCREENING:
Warner Bros. Pictures’
JOURNEY 2: THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND
7:00 p.m.
Monday, February 6, 2012
Edwards Grand Palace 24
3839 Weslayan St.
Houston, Texas
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Rated PG for “some adventure action and brief, mild language”
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NOW I MUST BITE MY TONGUE
I have a knack for remembering where I put items. I have a knack for remembering lots of things really. Keith says I am like an elephant, I never forget.... even when he wishes I would. I rarely lose things. Glasses, keys, a cell phone.... Basically because everything has a place. Not that everyone in my home puts things in their designated place. This usually makes it easy for me to go right to an item. If the family misplaces something, it's usually easy for me to find.
Of course when someone else loses something I also tease them until it is found. It gets worse if they misplace an item over and over again. Keith misplaces his phone sometimes. Of course it is easily found with one call. He has a bad habit of misplacing his wallet though. Multiple times over many years. He leaves it in pockets, in the truck, in the bedroom, in the garage, poolside. I've even found it on the fence before. His wallet has gone through the laundry and even taken a dip in the pool. You name it, he has probably left his wallet there. Some wallets have never been found. We've replaced identification and bank cards multiple times. I once threatened to take away his ATM card because I was so scared he was going to lose it and our account would be drained of all funds one day.
All those comments and teasing might have got me into trouble though. The universe struck back with a vengeance over the weekend. Keith took Hanna and I do some retail therapy. I think we wore him out because his back was killing him by the time we were done. I still needed to go grocery shopping though. We decided to just get it done while we were out. Keith handed me his wallet so I could use his card to pay for everything. He then dropped Hanna and I off at the door and he waited in the truck while we shopped. I quickly made my way through the grocery store list in hand.
My cart was over flowing and so heavy I could hardly get it around the corners. I got everything on my list and then some. Time to check out. The items are being scanned and I'm pulling out the few usable coupons I have in my purse. I reach for his wallet and it is not there. I'm patting myself down like prison guard working intake. Nothing. I walk over and look through the child seat area of the grocery cart. Nothing. At this time the cashier has noticed and asked if I was looking for something. "Yes.. a wallet!" I go back to my purse and dig like there is gold in there. Nothing. Upon emptying the child seat area the cashier says he hasn't found anything and continues scanning. Panic is starting to set in at this time. Hanna takes a go at my purse and also comes up empty handed. I call Keith and have him take a look in the truck hoping I just left it in the seat. Nothing. He goes to the last shop we were in where it was used just to make sure we didn't leave it in there. Still nothing.
The grocery cart is almost empty and I've rung up a few hundred dollars worth of groceries. I am beyond panic. I call Keith back and he still hasn't located it. I tell him he needs to come in the store and check at the service desk. I can't ask for his wallet as it is not my property and he is the only one who can claim it. We stay on the phone though we are not actually talking. I'm looking through my purse again, as if his wallet is going to suddenly appear in there on the twelfth time I look. In my head I'm picturing some low life running all over town spending our money. All I can think about is needing to replace everything in his wallet. The cashier is clearly sensing my panic. He tells me he will go check at the service desk to see if a wallet has been turned in. He asks the last name. The girl in customer service looks under the counter. I describe the wallet and emphasize it is a men's wallet. Color? First name? The cashier says, "It's here.... but he does have to come in and claim it". At this time my whole body breathed a sigh of relief that was almost as good as an orgasm. I said ALMOST. Keith is walking in the door as I'm telling him over the phone that they have his wallet at customer service. He is annoyingly calm. I'm still practically hyperventilating. He collects his wallet and hands it to me. Nothing appears to be missing. I pay for everything and follow him out to the truck. I'm apologizing for the chaos I created. I still don't know how I lost his wallet. I don't know if it was in my pocket or purse. After we get into the truck to head home I look at him and say,"Well, I guess I can no longer give you hell about losing things anymore." He just laughs. Probably the best thing he's ever heard. Of course we both know that I can't keep my mouth shut. It's the thought that counts, right?
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FINDING NEMO IN 3-D
Some movies are just made for 3-D. That up in your face action just helps give the story life. I was thrilled to hear that one of my favorites, Finding Nemo, is coming to 3-D this year.
Academy Award®-winning Best Animated Feature “Finding Nemo” returns to the big screen for the first time ever in thrilling Disney Digital 3D™. In this stunning underwater adventure, with memorable characters, humor and heartfelt emotion, “Finding Nemo” follows the comedic and momentous journey of an overly protective clownfish named Marlin (voice by Albert Brooks) and his son Nemo (voice by Alexander Gould)––who become separated in the Great Barrier Reef when Nemo is unexpectedly taken far from his ocean home and dumped into a fish tank in a dentist’s office. Buoyed by the companionship of Dory (voice by Ellen DeGeneres), a friendly-but-forgetful Pacific regal blue tang, Marlin embarks on a dangerous trek and finds himself the unlikely hero of an epic effort to rescue his son––who hatches a few daring plans of his own to return safely home.
FINDING NEMO returns to theatres for the first time in 3D September 14th, 2012! For now, you can enjoy this trailer:
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