RANDOM TUESDAY THOUGHTS - ALIEN SWEAT-SHOP LABELS

2:50 PM Ramblings of Christina - Rant Rave Roll

Oh look, it's Tuesday! Which means it's that time again. Time to worship the Un Mom and throw down our offerings of randomness.

I'm used to all the odd labels and universal symbols on clothing tags. You know the ones telling you to hand wash or line dry or some other sort of fabric care. I recently bought a new pair of athletic shoes. This was the sticker on the inside of each shoe:

The picture on the top and middle right is of a weave pattern. It kinda looks like micro print in the pic, but it's not. Can anyone tell me what this means, because I'm still trying to translate if my shoes were made in an alien sweat shop or if they're going to spontaneously combust if I step in a puddle of water.

Not much new on the hot Russian neighbor. Although last week while Hanna was across the street waiting on the bus Daddy watered the front lawn. It's his own method of avoidance. He later told me about Hanna having a lengthy conversation with the HRN. They were chatting and the HRN was laughing. My first thought was, OMG! My daughter is a traitor. Then I thought, uh-oh, I wonder if Hanna heard me making comments about the HRN and is telling her things I've said about her. Is some creepy Russian mob henchman named Ivan coming to torture and dispose of me next? After school I inquired about their conversation. Apparently the HRN tried exchanging pleasantries with my daughter. Hanna stared at her and then finally told her politely that she couldn't understand what she was saying because of her accent.

Many thanks to Daddy for spending lots of time on the pool this last week. I know it was hard work, but you saved us lots of money. I guess this means I won't be getting a pool boy now though.

Tropical Storm Hermine is off the Gulf Coast bring loads of rain to us this week. Not liking this at all. It's dreary and dark. Plus it's terrific napping weather, but then my To Do List gets overloaded. Besides the kids are back in school. I need at least a few days of sunshine to enjoy the peace and quiet of the splash free pool that is finally kid free.

I sent this tweet out last week:

My man is an official Twitter stalker. He wants to know if DH stands for dick head. I guess it depends on when he asks

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