HAPPY HUMP DAY 12/07/11

Happy Hump Day everyone! It's time for my weekly post to make you smile, chuckle, giggle or laugh 'til you pee your pants. Ok, here goes....

A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him to ask, "Are all of these kids yours?"

He replied, "No, I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints".

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?"

After the doctor stops laughing he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband enters you, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping." The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for it.

They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man. Things begin to progress and as her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks:

"What the hell was that?"

The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"