THE CRACK COOKIE DILEMMA

It's that time of year again. Many of you have probably already experienced those smiling little girls coming to your door selling their addictive crack cookies. Maybe they had a table set up in front of your local grocery stores to catch you in a spending mood. You might even see a crack cookie dealer on the corner pushing some product as you drive by. They all have the same goal. Move the product.

Some of the names have changed. It doesn't matter what you call the crack cookies as long as you are getting a quality product. Do you get the same feeling afterwards? Did it bring you a rush and put you in a state of euphoria? Has the crack cookie left you with a smile on your face? Do you feel the product was worth the cost? Of course you did, but now you are wanting more.

Those crack cookie dealers are happy to make a sale. Yet it leaves you wondering 'when is it enough?' Maybe it is paranoia. Maybe your crack cookie dealer is giving you a look when you order a lot of product. You keep coming back for more though. Maybe she is talking about you and your addiction behind your back. She knows you have a problem, but she doesn't care. She's happy to take your money and support your habit. Yet you can't help but feel like a glutton.

So what is a crack cookie addict to do? I tell you what you do.... get yourself multiple crack cookie dealers! Here's the plan. First, be sure to always use cash. Spread out your dealers. Buy a couple from the crack cookie dealer down the street. Now if you have multiple dealers in your neighborhood, you can always use an alias when you order. You can even use your kid's name. They'll never know. Of course, you can always find someone at school dealing so it's easy to get a couple more from the girl in your kid's class. Now you are off to a good start for a sizable stash of product.

But you can never have too much of a good thing. You've come close to exhausting all your local connections so now it's time to think outside the box. Branch out a bit. Those dealers always have some extra product that they want to unload. To keep your addiction under the radar you are going to have to do a little traveling. Go to areas you don't normally visit. The dealers are out there, you just have to know where to look. Hit the storefronts early. Those girls are out there dealing their crack cookies bright and early. If you want your choice of product hit them up before the good stuff is gone.

It takes a little effort to get what you crave, but with a little time and patience you can get a very sizable stash that will last you awhile. Even longer if you keep all those crack cookies for yourself. Oh, and I almost forgot.... don't forget the milk.