THINGS MEN NEVER SAY
2:57 PM Ramblings of Christina - Rant Rave Roll
No matter how much the men in our lives love us, there are still a few things you will never hear them say. I made a list of a few of my favorites just because they make me laugh:
- Honey, I want you to have the TV remote.
- Wow! That is one hell of a diaper blow out. I'll take care of the clean up.
- Forget the Super Bowl. Let's watch Lifetime. I hear they are having a "True Love Marathon" this weekend.
- Do these pants make my butt look big?
- I don't need a Man Cave. Let's make this your craft room.
- I think we should go shopping for a new duvet cover... and while we're out let's look for some new drapes.
- I don't care if they are NFL Cheerleaders. Those uniforms are just too revealing.
- I'm not in the mood for sex. How about we just talk while I massage your feet.
- The flowers you sent to my office were lovely. My co-workers were so jealous. I felt so special!
- I can hang out with the guys anytime. Let's go shoe shopping.
Sound familiar? So what funny comment do you know your man will never speak?
January 17, 2012 3:15 PM
ROFL!! Too funny, however I will admit my hubby does hand over the remote when both of us are jonesing to unwind of the TV. We take turns. One hour of my stuff, one hour of his. I know. We're odd.
January 17, 2012 4:04 PM
This is hysterical. Oh, how sweet those words would be!
January 17, 2012 7:13 PM
hmmm perhaps i need to practice a few of these...glad we are out of diaper phase....sheww....
January 17, 2012 7:44 PM
Love it! How about "I took out the garbage, is there anything else I can help you with around the house?"
January 19, 2012 9:10 AM
LOL! Definitely NOT the Lifetime channel thing! He had it blocked when we got the new tivo and I was suddenly wondering why I wasn't getting Project Runway All Stars taped... It's unblocked now. He says it's full of shows that hate men. He's right, but I still wanna watch my sewing programs!
January 21, 2012 1:34 PM
"I'm not in the mood for sex. How about we just talk while I massage your feet."-My dream!
That was so funny!